So the other day in maths we were learning trigonometry and this girl was like: “why do we have to learn this anyway?” and the teacher was like “oh just cos” and I laughed and i was the only one in the class who did and then today I got this award
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
*flicks holy water on you* leave
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
what if death is just level 2
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Some people in my year at school have formed grammar police on facebook